And The World Hates America?

While our country certainly has its flaws, there are no fuck-wit mud-people running around trying to harvest albino parts for their magical powers.

Fuck you cultural relativists:)

Today's Piece of Shit Award-Maurice Clemmons

Congratulations (posthumously) Maurice Clemmons! You are a fucking asshole. Nobody likes cops, but you are not supposed to shoot them you dead fuck. You are supposed to go to the bar and tell drunken lies about the time you told a cop he was just a tax collector.

I hope it hurt.

Fuck You Maurice Clemmons:)

Howie Goes to France

Mr. Yippity-doo-whop-she-bopp-I-am-going-to-Washington has gone to Paris, and it isn't pretty folks. You can almost hear the dopamine-sizzle when you listen to this ass-clown talk.

And remember: its not like there are any peer reviewed studies showing that capitalism works. In fact, there is a consensus within the scientific community that free markets suck. You cannot find a credible economist that would disagree.

Fuck you Howard Dean:)

Sniff Pope Al Gore's Ass for Cheap

Pope Al Gore The First is coming to Copenhagen, and if you can't afford a handshake or some carbon-indulgences, you can at least catch a glimpse of his royal highness.

Fuck you Al Gore :)