Bestest Ever

If I were smart, I would do what Bill Whittle does. I will still jump in from the sidelines and kick Keith Olberman while he is down.

Fuck you in the mountebank Keith Olberman:)

Fuck the Left and the Right

So everybody is all fired up about the gay marriage issue, and I am all fired up that everybody has become a fucking pussy. The under-sexed Evangelicals really want to pass legislation banning gay marriage and the Demo-twats really want to pass legislation allowing it.

The problem is not that Gay marriage is not recognized by our government. The problem is that straight marriage is.

Marriage is none of the governments goddamn business. Furthermore, what about those that are not into marriage, gay or straight? Should they not have the same benefits afforded to other citizens?

They should just butt out and let contract law do its job. You want to form a fiscal and fiduciary partnership with someone, you should be able to do it as a free citizen. Employers should offer insurance coverage for +1 to be chosen by the employee (not enforced by the government, but by pressure in the hunt to find good employees).

Fuck you people-who-want-the-government-to-do-everything

The First Gary Busey Award

The first ever Gary Busey award recipient is... (drumroll)... William Ayers. Not only is this President Emeritus of fuck-stickery and ineffectual cock-suckery an intellectual piece of smegma lodged in the pubes of the left, but he jsut looks fucked up.

The Gary Busey award is for those so obviously fucked, in mind and appearance, that they should be immediately taken out of circulation.

Fuck you and the clit-ring in your ear William Ayers!

Commrade Henry Waxmaninov

Why isn't this headline news? Are we so used to statism that this has become normal? Government wants to take over, oh 'scuse me, help, media? Wake up and smell the fascism.

Fuck you Henry Waxman:)

He is The Commander In Chief

Chris Matthews called West Point the "enemy camp" in reference to O's speech. Though I have come to expect poison and vitriol from this limp-dicked cock bag, this is a new low.

Fuck you and your tingly leg Chris Matthews:)

Test This

Dinosaur bones were put there by god to test our faith? Fuck you under Hakan Nordkvist's sink while your seventy-year-old self watches. How the hell do you know what god is up to? Did he tell you?

Fuck you god-mind-readers:)

And The World Hates America?

While our country certainly has its flaws, there are no fuck-wit mud-people running around trying to harvest albino parts for their magical powers.

Fuck you cultural relativists:)

Today's Piece of Shit Award-Maurice Clemmons

Congratulations (posthumously) Maurice Clemmons! You are a fucking asshole. Nobody likes cops, but you are not supposed to shoot them you dead fuck. You are supposed to go to the bar and tell drunken lies about the time you told a cop he was just a tax collector.

I hope it hurt.

Fuck You Maurice Clemmons:)

Howie Goes to France

Mr. Yippity-doo-whop-she-bopp-I-am-going-to-Washington has gone to Paris, and it isn't pretty folks. You can almost hear the dopamine-sizzle when you listen to this ass-clown talk.

And remember: its not like there are any peer reviewed studies showing that capitalism works. In fact, there is a consensus within the scientific community that free markets suck. You cannot find a credible economist that would disagree.

Fuck you Howard Dean:)

Sniff Pope Al Gore's Ass for Cheap

Pope Al Gore The First is coming to Copenhagen, and if you can't afford a handshake or some carbon-indulgences, you can at least catch a glimpse of his royal highness.

Fuck you Al Gore :)